Re: Jokes and Riddles
'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith. He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them
logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend
on Virgil's house. They search the shed where
the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
'Did they split your firewood?'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
Originally Posted by Aotearoa
What a fuckin miracle.