Memoirs of the Rare
I would just like to take the time to apologize for my extremely long absence, and thus, totally abandonment of my diary "Memoirs of the Rare." I am much ashamed of myself for letting it die like that and leaving the useless piece of filth in your hands. I hope it didn't cause any undue pain or inconvenience. Thank you for your time.
"I'm the other daughter...I'm beautifully tragic."
-Elphaba "Thropp" aka The Wicked Witch of the West (from Wicked, the musical, though the book is also excellent, might I add)