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What I do is just find a cucumber at the store. I go in to the basement where my dad's bench press is and I put the cucumber in the right place. Find a good spot on the bench press I hop up and down slowly and turn that cucumber into a cuCUMber. Unfortunately I have to wait till noone is home cause I moone so loud but it feels so great it's ridiculous.