Re: i feel molested!!
I believe this chap's problem is that he feels insecure about his appearence being so youthfuland that he was offended by the older man leaving the check on a napkin so that he didn't hurt himself? By hitting his finger tips of the table too fast? Either way I think he's just dwelling on this way too much.
"Come away O human child, to the waters and the wild, with a faery hand in hand, for the worlds more full of weeping, then you can understand" W. B. Yeats