Re: Help me!!!!
Get him some help. Take him to a councilor at the doctors, or someone! and if she does break up with him, try and keep an eye on him... maybe invite him to sleep at your house for the night or something. Get your freinds to help.
Seven melons will fall from the sky, and prophesy unto the heathens, who will proclaim: "HOLY SHIT! Talking melons!"