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Old February 20th, 2012, 06:10 AM  
Midland
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Mary and Tom were in a religious studies class. Mary was extremely tired and Tom had just sharpened his pencil.

The teacher asks Mary, "What was the name of our savior?"

Tom pokes Mary with his pencil,
"Jesus Christ!"

"Who was born in the year 0?"

Tom pokes Mary with the pencil,

"Jesus Christ"

"What did Mary say to her husband after they had too many kids?"

Mary turns to face Tom and says, "If you stick that thing into me one more time i'll chop it off!"
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