Re: Jokes and Riddles
Mary and Tom were in a religious studies class. Mary was extremely tired and Tom had just sharpened his pencil.
The teacher asks Mary, "What was the name of our savior?"
Tom pokes Mary with his pencil,
"Who was born in the year 0?"
Tom pokes Mary with the pencil,
"What did Mary say to her husband after they had too many kids?"
Mary turns to face Tom and says, "If you stick that thing into me one more time i'll chop it off!"