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Old April 18th, 2005, 09:27 PM  
Chrono
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Join Date: January 20, 2005
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A guy walks into a condom shop and he goes up to the guy behind the counter and asks what kind of condoms does he have. Well the guy says for $5.00 you can get a regular latex condom, for $10.00 you can have a colored latex condom, and for $15.00 you can have a steel condom. The guy says ok I'll just go with a colored one and he picks a blue one cause that is his favorite color. Well that night him and his wife had sex but the blue condom broke and 9 months later she gave birth, but the baby was blue. He grew up that way and finally he got the nerve to ask his dad... "Why am I blue" so the dad says, well son if i would have paid $5.00 more you would have been the terminator.

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