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Old December 17th, 2011, 03:39 AM  
brandon44
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Name: Brandon
Join Date: December 17, 2011
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Gender: Male
Default Re: ** Official Male Puberty Survey **

You and Your Body
Age: 15
Height: 5'9 1/2
Shoe Size: 12
Body type (skinny, average, etc): well built
BMI (Click here for more information): idfk

Body Hair
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.
[x]Facial [x]Armpits []Chest []Stomach [x]Pubic []Butt [x]Legs []Feet
Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? sure?
-Do you wish you had more or less? i could care less, but id rather not look like a fucking gorrilla.

Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim, if you do.
[x]Facial []Armpits []Chest []Stomach [x]Pubic []Butt []Legs []Feet

Penis
Length (Erect): 8 inches
Length(Non-Erect): 3-4 inches
Girth (Erect): 1 inch
Cut or Uncut: cut, no toque for me
-Do you wish you Was/Wasn't? im glad i am
Do you think it's proportional for you height? probs
-For your Age?: the average might be a bit lower than me
What's the average length in your mind? 5-7 inches
Does your Penis bend? hell naw! (sorta....)
-In which Direction? left by like 0.5 of a degree
--A lot, some or little? minuscule
---Does this concern you? noppers. it would if it was a 90 degree angle

Puberty
Have you started puberty yet? nooooo my dick is 8 inches long. fuck you
At what age did you start? 12ish
In your opinion, did you start late or early? average
Have you ever had a wet dream? idk i dont scan my bed when i wake up in the morning with a black light.
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age? its hard not to
-In what ways? talking, never show.
Are you done with puberty? prob could grow for a couple more inches

Masturbation
Do you masturbate? yeah
How many times per day or week? 4-5 times a week
How old were you when you started masturbating? 12ish
What hand do you use? LEFTY
What do you think about whilst masturbating? gurls.
Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? under a bridge.
Where do you masturbate most often? bedroooooom
What technique do you use? theres a technique ?
Do you use any lubrication? fuck lube, im all natural
Have you ever been caught? almost.
Have you masturbated with friends? if by girls you mean friends than yeah
-Separated or together? togetha foreva
--Did you regret it or did you have fun? 1,2,3 easy hoots and your high.
Are you flexible enough to suck your own penis? why the fuck would i wanna do that. is that one of your "techniques"?
-If not, do you wish you could? id rather get a girl to do so
Do you ejaculate? *spurt spurt*
-If so how much? couple liters wbu?
--Spit or Dribble? i dribble my seamen down the court and dunk them in her basket. yah
---If spit, how far? pew pew
How do you clean up? tp is to dirty. paper towel is the way to go
Did you ever taste it? nope, dont plan on eating my children thanks
If so what was your reaction?^^^^

Porn
Do you look at porn? the average month
If so, what types? small titties.
Have you ever been caught looking at porn? yup, only in web browser history tho -.-
Do you masturbate while looking at porn? it helps

Sexual Orientation
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious? straight like a stick
If straight, do you think homosexuality is ok? absolutely, it should be allowed in all countries
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend? seriously.... why this question. to many to list
Have you ever had a relationship? one to many
If so how long? 2 years longest
Did you ever cheat on this person? never cheated in my life
-Did they find out? no fuck off
--How did they react? they questioned you
---Has this taught you a lesson? no but it should have taught you one boii

Sex
Have you ever had sex? nope
-What kind? godly kind
--Did you use protection? theres protection ?
---What kind of sex was it? ....godly kind
If still a virgin, will you wait until marriage to lose your virginity? i might, seems like my bitch would appriciate that
What do you look for in a partner? you already asked that question you prick
Do you have any regrets what so ever? taking out this survey.
Do you think that younger people have sex out of peer pressure? i cant read their minds asshat

People and Places
Do you have sleepovers with friends? girls yeah, sometimes the best bro
Do you compare penis sizes to friends? fuck off. you asked this already too
Do you ever talk about puberty or sex with your friends? only when im flirting in a flirtatious way
Have you been seen naked by family members or by friends? well obv. i was a kid once you know
Do you masturbate with friends? once again you asked another fucking question that is already answered

Misc
What would you rate this survey out of 10? 4 to many god damn questions re asked
Are there any questions you think that should be added or removed? all the ones you asked twice
Any other comments you would like to add: i like asshats

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