1. Stand in front or urinal
3. Fumble to remove your penis from your underwear
4. Do any necessary prep work (optional)
6. Shake and/or milk it out
7. Re-insert penis into underwear
8. Wash those hands!
9. Leave the bathroom as fast as you can
Which step are you having a problem with?
"I don't believe in magic. But I do believe in interpreting coincidence exactly the way you want to." -Sherman Alexie