Thread: Urinals
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Old May 27th, 2007, 10:42 AM  
Dolphus Raymond
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Join Date: May 18, 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Default Re: urinals


1. Stand in front or urinal
2. Unzip
3. Fumble to remove your penis from your underwear
4. Do any necessary prep work (optional)
5. Urinate
6. Shake and/or milk it out
7. Re-insert penis into underwear
8. Wash those hands!
9. Leave the bathroom as fast as you can

Which step are you having a problem with?


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