Can the thread be locked now? He got the answer he was looking for lol... But anyway, you might wanna shorten the name of your next thread. Glad to hear the advice helped out (even though none of it was mine).
Also: To anyone who posted advice, I didn't say you were wrong, I just thought this was a little too sexual for this forum, but w/e, if a mod says its appropriate, then I'm fine with it. Requests can be denied, I don't care that it wasn't locked. I think you gave good advice, although yes I was a little sarcastic. JUST CLARIFYING