Almost every Bisexual person agrees with me on my argument, because every Bisexual person was Straight at one time, and then they decided that they like the same sex too, so they consider themselves Bisexual.
Wrong. Almost every Bisexual person once considered themselves straight. They weren't. They were bi. They just didn't know. And I have personally expeirience of this, as I'm bi, my boyfreind is bi, and my best freind is bi. So there.
Seven melons will fall from the sky, and prophesy unto the heathens, who will proclaim: "HOLY SHIT! Talking melons!"