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Old September 26th, 2011, 01:48 PM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by Kyle13UK View Post

Dad joins facebook
Kid changes status to: Dad joined facebook wtf!
Dad writes what does wtf mean?
Kid replies "Welcome to Facebook!"
haha thats awesome


Heres one I found

A mother is invited by her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate that meets the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates. His mother, however was not convinced. Later, she decided to do a little test. When Anthony and Tina were in another room she took a sugar bowl from the kitchen and placed it in Tina's Bed. About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mum, I'm not saying that you "DID" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "DID NOT" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear SON, I'm not saying that you "DO" sleep with Tina, and I'm not saying that you "DO NOT" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if SHE.. ..................was sleeping in her OWN... BED, SHE.... would have found the sugar bowl by now.!! Love, Mum..... xx .. Moral:: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER.!!

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