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Old September 26th, 2011, 11:32 AM  
Short Circuit
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Name: Kyle
Join Date: August 17, 2011
Location: NE Lincs ish
Gender: Male
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Sing along to the tune "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor:

At first i was afraid , i was petrified! when u said u had 10 inches, lord i almost died!but id spent so many nights just waiting for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take u on... But there u are ,another lie, I was ready for a Big mac and u brought me a french fry! I should have known that it was bullshit , a sad pathetic dream! should have known there was no anaconda lurking there inside your jeans! Go on now - go - walk out the door dont u promise me 10 inches and then only turn up with 4 .. weren't u a prat to think i wouldnt find out? Dont u no were only joking when we say size dont count? I will survive as long as i have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex i will survive i will survive HEY HEY !.

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