I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worms never glum
Cuz how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum
Dad joins facebook
Kid changes status to: Dad joined facebook wtf!
Dad writes what does wtf mean?
Kid replies "Welcome to Facebook!"
Thinking process of girls: (f(x))^nf'(PMS Sucks)dx=1/n+1(f(Boys are stupid))^n+1+c
Thinking process of boys: Porn = Life
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once your fucked!
Too old to be a kid, too young to be an adult
Last edited by Short Circuit; September 19th, 2011 at 11:06 AM.
Reason: Double posts merged