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Old September 18th, 2011, 03:32 AM  
Short Circuit
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Name: Kyle
Join Date: August 17, 2011
Location: NE Lincs ish
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 8

I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worms never glum
Cuz how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum

Dad joins facebook
Kid changes status to: Dad joined facebook wtf!
Dad writes what does wtf mean?
Kid replies "Welcome to Facebook!"

Thinking process of girls: (f(x))^nf'(PMS Sucks)dx=1/n+1(f(Boys are stupid))^n+1+c

Thinking process of boys: Porn = Life

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story; in life, no one helps you once your fucked!

Too old to be a kid, too young to be an adult

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