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Old September 16th, 2011, 12:06 PM  
Short Circuit
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Name: Kyle
Join Date: August 17, 2011
Location: NE Lincs ish
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Two Texans were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo.
His friend says no, what is it?
Well you mount your wife from the back,
reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.
Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".
Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

Too old to be a kid, too young to be an adult
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