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Old September 9th, 2011, 03:42 AM  
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by Kyle13UK View Post
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a dick that big!
This made me laugh Did not see it coming

Here's a hint.
Your last mortal thought will be "Why did I take so many days like today for granted?"
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