Re: Why? Why me?
Have you heard of the jerk syndrome?
It is when a girl is so attractive that any guy with half a brain won't ask her out, because she's so obviously out of his league, so the girl starts to think there is something wrong with her. This seems to be what is happening here. However the next stage is that a guy who gets rejected so much that he doesn't care about it any more thinks "what the hell, I might as well try!" and the girl says yes out of gratitude. And I don't think you want to get to that stage, do you?
Seven melons will fall from the sky, and prophesy unto the heathens, who will proclaim: "HOLY SHIT! Talking melons!"