Not being straight is terrible in england, everyone goes: "oh, I don't mind gays/bis" but what they mean is: "I don't mind gays and bis as long as their not near me." It makes it very hard to keep freinds, because they're all like: "well, I still like you as a freind, but I don't want you hitting on me, so I think we'd beter stay apart."
Idiots. All homophobes seem to think they are irresistable to gays/bis. and they're not!
Sorry, had to get that out, and this seemed the best place.
Seven melons will fall from the sky, and prophesy unto the heathens, who will proclaim: "HOLY SHIT! Talking melons!"