Re: my boyfriend
If your boyfreind is doing things your not comfortable with or not ready for, you should tell him to stop. There is nothing worse than having someone do something to you that you don't want them to do. You should tell him that you weren't comfortable with what he did, and don't want him to do it again. If he keeps harassing you over it, he's not worth the effort.
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