Re: Gay Bashing: HELP!!!
My church is cool with most things people do these days, including all sexualities. Ever heard of mordernists? That's me. However, if a bishop tells my church that I tried to anally rape his son, I'll not be welcome there anymore. (For the record, I didn't even come on to him, much less try to get off with him.)
Seven melons will fall from the sky, and prophesy unto the heathens, who will proclaim: "HOLY SHIT! Talking melons!"