Re: Jokes and Riddles
A boy goes up to his dad and says "Dad, I need to put down the difference between theoretically and realistically for my homework, can you help?" The dad in reply says "Sure son, go to your mom and ask her if she would sleep with a man for half a million dollars"
So the son goes out back and asks his mom, comes running back screaming "She said yes dad, she said yes, what should I put down for my homework?" The dad says "You will see son, now go ask your sister the same question."
The son comes running back a few minutes later saying "She said yes too dad, she said yes! What does this mean, I don't understand what this has to do with my homework."
The dad looks at his son and says "Well son, I'll tell you what it had to do with your homework. The difference between theoretically and realistically is that theoretically, we're sitting on a million dollars. Realistically, we're living with a bunch of whores."
All the drugs in this world won't save her from herself
Last edited by CyanideGoodnight; July 25th, 2011 at 03:30 PM.