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Old July 18th, 2011, 08:33 PM  
Grey Squirrel
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Join Date: May 21, 2011
Location: USA
Gender: Male
Default Re: ** Official Male Puberty Survey **

You and Your Body
Shoe Size:13
Body type (skinny, average, etc): Skinny/Average
BMI (Click here for more information):21.7

Body Hair
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.
Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? Sure
-Do you wish you had more or less? Eh, maybe less

Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim, if you do.

Length (Erect): 5"
Length(Non-Erect): 4"
Girth (Erect):I don't know, normal?
Cut or Uncut: Cut
-Do you wish you Was/Wasn't? Nope
Do you think it's proportional for you height? Nope, needs to be bigger!
-For your Age?: Nope
What's the average length in your mind? I really don't care
Does your Penis bend? Slightly upwards
-In which Direction? Up
--A lot, some or little? A little
---Does this concern you? Nope

Have you started puberty yet? Oh yeah.
At what age did you start? A long time ago
In your opinion, did you start late or early? Early?
Have you ever had a wet dream? Can't remember
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age? No.
-In what ways? See above answer, bro
Are you done with puberty? Yup, I guess

Do you masturbate? Some times
How many times per day or week? Once a week, maybe
How old were you when you started masturbating? 12?
What hand do you use? Righty
What do you think about whilst masturbating? Girlfriend
Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? The chair?
Where do you masturbate most often? Bed?
What technique do you use? The up-down one?
Do you use any lubrication? Once in a while
Have you ever been caught? Nope
Have you masturbated with friends? Never.
-Separated or together? See above
--Did you regret it or did you have fun? See above
Are you flexible enough to suck your own penis? No.
-If not, do you wish you could? No.
Do you ejaculate? Yep.
-If so how much? Enough
--Spit or Dribble? Both?
---If spit, how far? I don't have a clue
How do you clean up? Tissue
Did you ever taste it? No. That's gay
If so what was your reaction? See above

Do you look at porn? Nope
If so, what types? I don't
Have you ever been caught looking at porn? Nope I haven't
Do you masturbate while looking at porn? I have a girlfreind, I don't need porn

Sexual Orientation
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious? STRAIGHT.
If straight, do you think homosexuality is ok? No.
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend? Beauty, perfection, style, smarts, you know how it goes
Have you ever had a relationship? Yep
If so how long? 1 year as of the now
Did you ever cheat on this person? Never.
-Did they find out? No
--How did they react? No
---Has this taught you a lesson? I wouldn't to begin with

Have you ever had sex? Yes
-What kind? Everything except for actually sticking mine inside of hers
--Did you use protection? Always
---What kind of sex was it? Oral, dry f***ing, fingering
If still a virgin, will you wait until marriage to lose your virginity? Nope
What do you look for in a partner? Same as what I see in my girlfriend
Do you have any regrets what so ever? Not. A. One.
Do you think that younger people have sex out of peer pressure? Depends. I can't speak for others. I didn't

People and Places
Do you have sleepovers with friends? Nope
Do you compare penis sizes to friends? Nope, that's gay
Do you ever talk about puberty or sex with your friends? Nope
Have you been seen naked by family members or by friends? Girlfriend
Do you masturbate with friends? No. Whats with you and masturbating with friends?

What would you rate this survey out of 10? 5 I suppose
Are there any questions you think that should be added or removed? Not really
Any other comments you would like to add: Nope, I'm good bro

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