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Old February 22nd, 2007, 05:43 PM  
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Default Re: I Don't Know What To Do

Have you considered joining in the proud and long standing tradition of the poetry slam?

Take it from someone who's had to rise above the temptation of murdering people on more than one occasion.

Just corner your target on a nearby stage and pull out some of your favorite rhymes. Even if you don't win, a great time will certainly be had by all. And if you're having stage fright, just imagine the audience is in their underwear.

(If you do decide to kill the person anyways, I find that imagining them in their underwear makes that part easier as well.)

And failing that, have you considered joining the united states armed forces?

You get to murder brown people that talk gibberish like starfox did on the SNES.

C:\Users\Michael\Pictures\Me and Ted.jpg

Me an' General Ted Turner, high fiving and giving me classified orders.
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