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Old February 16th, 2007, 03:45 PM  
DS_furio
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Default Re: JOKES and RIDDLES

nice one seen a simular one before where the girl shot the guy with agun tht just happend to be in the same place as it was in his house

right what about this

Bear turns men into women
Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The
theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour period It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

song; i like big tits and i connot lie,
those other f*ckers might deny
but when a girl walks in with an iddy bitty waist and puts those round things in your face she gets f*cked
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