Originally Posted by Lt.Col.Environment
Global Warming is slowly turning this once beautiful planet into a giant ball of hellish conflageration.
This is an ultimatum to the entire population of earth:
Stop polluting right now or I will be forced to detonate the C4 I have placed in several key structural points and bring the whole god damned house down.
If the earth's temperature rises by even a single degree it will cause mass extinction the likes of which haven't been since I first came here a 100 million years ago and planted C4 on all the dinosaurs!
what the bloody hell have you been smoking