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Old February 4th, 2007, 01:21 PM  
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Join Date: February 4, 2007
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Default Attention every man woman and child in entire planet

Global Warming is slowly turning this once beautiful planet into a giant ball of hellish conflageration.

This is an ultimatum to the entire population of earth:

Stop polluting right now or I will be forced to detonate the C4 I have placed in several key structural points and bring the whole god damned house down.

If the earth's temperature rises by even a single degree it will cause mass extinction the likes of which haven't been since I first came here a 100 million years ago and planted C4 on all the dinosaurs!

-Lt.Col. Environment

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