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Old April 24th, 2011, 05:51 PM  
Jody Jackson
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Name: Jody
Join Date: April 24, 2011
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

"In the Soviet Union, a Comrade Commissar went up to a farmer and said, "How are the Crops?"

"Oh, the crops have never been better. In fact, if we were to pile all of the potatoes up, they would reach the foot of God," the farmer said.

The Comrade Commissar said, "But this is the Soviet Union, there is no God."

The farmer replied, "That's okay, there're no potatoes."

---Ronald Reagan

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

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