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Old April 14th, 2011, 12:12 AM  
deadpie
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 12
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Wow! I don't find any of these jokes funny. They're all immature and dumb. I know you're trying to bring laughter and positivity to the place by making jokes, but I don't care at all. I just feel the need to take a gigantic shit on something positive so I can go back to posting threads about how much I hate my life.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.
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I still remember the words I said to my girlfriend the day we became engaged.
I fell to my knees and said, 'I thought you were on the fucking pill!'
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As a child I learnt a lot of things from Disney films.
For instance, going around kissing women who are in a coma is acceptable.
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My friend said to me, "You're unreal - you'd fuck anything with a pulse!"
A pulse? I'm not that fussy!
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My new girlfriend is pretty much a bike.
She's not a slut or anything, I just chain her up in the garage at night.
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Me and my girlfriend had a pillow fight in bed last night.
She struggled for quite some time, but I held it down tight until she finally stopped moving.

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