Well, I gotta story: I was at a friends house, and I was taking a shower. I started stroking it and finished off. Come to find out, she was still in there doing her hair when I thought I shut the door (there was a curtain)
Haha she had no idea.
Not that I would have an issue using the shower while she was in there. Lol
When life gives you lemons, don't eat it because its sour. What you where expecting something clever?