Originally Posted by Riu-chan
Not quite the answer I had in mind, but I suppose this is good too.
A blonde was speeding when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer, who, incidently, was blonde, asked for the driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "Now why didn't you tell me you were a police officer? You're free to go."