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Old February 25th, 2011, 03:39 PM  
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The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.


* The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

* The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

* The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

* Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

* Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

* The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

* The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

* The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

* The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

* The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

* In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London.

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Perhaps the entire argument [the death penalty] can be summarised in just a sentence.

We kill people who kill people to show others that killing is wrong.
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