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Old February 8th, 2011, 05:19 AM  
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Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."

I was eating my tea last night when I suddenly thought to myself, "This milk must be seriously out of date."

“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”-Steven Weinberg

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