Q:What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come all over their face
Life is like a box of chocolates. And I\'ll eat every f****ing one.
Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.
It isn\'t the size of the ship, it\'s the motion of the ocean. Yeah, but it\'s hard to get to England in a row boat.
The inner recesses of my mind are an enigma.
Say NO to drugs! And yes to rock, sex, and parties!
GREEN DAY = World Peace
P.S. I just went to their concert bitches!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!