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Old January 7th, 2011, 05:07 PM  
Sugaree
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Name: Matty
Join Date: August 1, 2007
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

A koala is sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint. A lizard walks by, looked up and says 'Hey, what're you doing?'.

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some'.

So the lizard climbed up the tree and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few hits. After a while, the lizard complains that his mouth is dry and he goes down to a river for a drink.

The lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile noticed this and helped the lizard to the bank. Then he asked the lizard, 'What's the matter with you?".

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while getting a drink.

The crocodile, somewhat skeptical, said he had to see it for himself. So he traveled into the forest where he found the koala in the gum tree, true to word, smoking a joint. So he calls up to the koala, 'Hey you!'.

The koala looks down and says, 'Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit duuuuuude...how much did you drink?'


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Originally Posted by Brighter.Tomorrow View Post
Hello again VirtualTeen. you blackhole.

No tears to cry
No feelings left
This species has
Amused itself to death
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