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Old January 1st, 2011, 01:48 PM  
Charleigh
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Name: Charleigh
Join Date: August 13, 2009
Location: In your mums ass
Age: 20
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own

Spider, spider on the wall.
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard

Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
As he came, she started to weep
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep.

FREEZE mother fucker..
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