Some philosoraptors for you:
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disorientated?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil what do they squeeze to get baby oil?
9. If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?
10. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?