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Old November 6th, 2010, 01:56 PM  
Theatheist of doom
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Join Date: November 6, 2010
Location: Inside my mind where nothing makes sense
Gender: Male
Default Re: *** Official Male Puberty Survey ***

You and Your Body
Age: ( not telling lol)
Height: 5'3
Shoe Size: (forgot)
Body type (skinny, average, etc): skinny
BMI (Click here for more information): too lazy to check

Body Hair
Put an X between the brackets if you have hair in that area.
[]Facial []Armpits []Chest []Stomach [x]Pubic []Butt []Legs []Feet
Are you satisfied with the amount of hair you have? I guess, I kind of wish I had leg hair to cover up my dry skin when I'm wearing short. Although i kind of want a cool soulpatch LOL
-Do you wish you had more or less? More

Put an X between the hair that you shave or trim, if you do.
[]Facial []Armpits []Chest []Stomach [x]Pubic []Butt []Legs []Feet

Length (Erect): ( Not tellin')
Length(Non-Erect): same as above
Girth (Erect): too lazy to check
Cut or Uncut: cut.. kind of
-Do you wish you Was/Wasn't? I don't really care
Do you think it's proportional for you height? I suppose
-For your Age?: Um i guess?
What's the average length in your mind? like 5
Does your Penis bend? no
-In which Direction? N/A
--A lot, some or little?N/A
---Does this concern you? N/A

Have you started puberty yet? yep
At what age did you start? 10 or 11
In your opinion, did you start late or early? early
Have you ever had a wet dream? no
Do you compare yourself to guys your same age? Not really cause If I did it would prolly get to me
-In what ways? N/A
Are you done with puberty? no

Do you masturbate? sometimes
How many times per day or week? like once a week
How old were you when you started masturbating? 10- 11
What hand do you use? either easier with my dominant hand though (right)
What do you think about whilst masturbating? Actually having sex
Where's the weirdest place you've masturbated? On the playground but i was doing it through my pocket and i was like 10
Where do you masturbate most often? my basement by my computer
What technique do you use? not telling lol
Do you use any lubrication? no
Have you ever been caught? not really
Have you masturbated with friends? no
-Separated or together? N/A
--Did you regret it or did you have fun? N/A
Are you flexible enough to suck your own penis? I can lick the tip, I hope to be able to when I'm done with puberty
-If not, do you wish you could? Yeah
Do you ejaculate? Yeah
-If so how much? too lazy to answer
--Spit or Dribble? same as above
---If spit, how far? same as above
How do you clean up? Um.. I use this invention.. I call it a paper towel
Did you ever taste it? Um.. no
If so what was your reaction? I'm just gonna guess cum would taste bad to me.. but idk

Do you look at porn? yes
If so, what types? lesbian
Have you ever been caught looking at porn? once
Do you masturbate while looking at porn? usually

Sexual Orientation
Are you straight, gay, bi, or curious? straight
If straight, do you think homosexuality is ok? Yeah I think that people who think its evil need to go die in a fire (lol sorry for the hostility I'm an atheist. lol )
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend? I like them to be weird, funny and generally kind to me lol
Have you ever had a relationship? no
If so how long? N/A
Did you ever cheat on this person? N/A
-Did they find out? N/A
--How did they react? N/A
---Has this taught you a lesson? N/A

Have you ever had sex? no
-What kind? N/A
--Did you use protection? N/A
---What kind of sex was it? N/A
If still a virgin, will you wait until marriage to lose your virginity? no, I'm just waiting for the right girl.. not till marriage
What do you look for in a partner? Somone who can keep up with me lol
Do you have any regrets what so ever? I regret the fact I'm sad enough to answer all these questions lol
Do you think that younger people have sex out of peer pressure? I suppose

People and Places
Do you have sleepovers with friends? No I had a sleepover once when I was like 5and found it boring
Do you compare penis sizes to friends? No
Do you ever talk about puberty or sex with your friends? Sometimes
Have you been seen naked by family members or by friends? Well I guess my parents have when I was born.. Silly question lol
Do you masturbate with friends? No, I think it would be kind of weird..

What would you rate this survey out of 10? 10 but only because I like surveys lol
Are there any questions you think that should be added or removed? Um.. How awesome am I?
Any other comments you would like to add: Believe in yourself and maybe I would believe in your invisable man in the sky

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent"
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you hate me, die in a hole, if you love me you can live in it!"
-Me, Your Imaginary friend.
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