Re: Jokes and Riddles
Getting a tactical nuke on Call of Duty is the best feeling in life.
Much better than having sex.
My wife told me that she was seeing someone else because she was fed up with my bad habits.
I nearly choked on my toenail.
My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse.
Oh, and she doesn't react well to criticism.
If at first you don't succeed...
Try doing it the way your Husband told you.
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think:
(a) You need more time together,
(b) She's a prude, or
(c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus?
Germany wins Eurovision then four days later an old WWII bomb explodes "unexpectedly".
Carlsberg don't do timely reminders, but if they did....
I always sleep naked. It's just more comfortable.
This stewardess can fuck off. I don't care if there are young children on the plane.
“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”