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Old October 15th, 2010, 09:56 PM  
The Joker
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Me, to my moms boyfriend: If you're eating the blood and body of Christ, then doesn't that mean you're shitting literal Christ?

Mom's boyfriend: No, your body takes all the nutrients and the bad stuff comes out.

Me: Exactly what I said.

Originally Posted by Perseus View Post
I'm about to assassinate Gandhi.

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