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Old October 15th, 2010, 04:04 PM  
deadpie
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
Age: 22
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

The Popemobile: Bullets can't get in, children can't get out.

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I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence. (Bill Hicks)

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Its fair to say, if God really made everything, he was probably from china.

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Christianity: the belief that a 2,000-year old Jewish zombie will get angry if you masturbate.

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Sorry, but what fucking island was Noah on where there was an Elephant, AND a hamster, AND a penguin???

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One thing that always amazes me is people who don't believe in sex before marriage. Clearly it's sex after marriage that doesn't exist.

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So how many communion wafers must you eat in order to have consumed an entire Jesus?

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Why is our justice system based on a book that would be thrown out of court through lack of evidence?

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I recently went to Auschwitz and it was one of the most depressing experiences of my life.
No gift shop.

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My wife has the body of a 16 year old school girl.

She keeps it in the fridge.

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