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Old October 3rd, 2006, 05:50 PM  
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Default Re: JOKES and RIDDLES

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and
as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried
and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of
trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When
the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother
said to the young man, "That was wonderful. You should be a

The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind
his back and yelled, "Doctor, my ass! He's going to be our
son-in-law. Smell his fingers!"

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