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Old October 4th, 2010, 07:14 PM  
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Originally Posted by ShatteredWings View Post


Cocaine is never a solution.
Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.


Last week my best friend who was Chinese died.
I went to China to attend the funeral and pay my respects.
When people close to you die, it's weird how you see their face everywhere you look.


Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?


How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?


Tried to watch a youtube video called 'Wheelchair Kid Sings Lady Gaga'
Came up with a message "disabled because of copyright claim."
Bit fucking harsh.


An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

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