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Old October 4th, 2010, 07:14 PM  
deadpie
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Name: Damien Ark
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

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Originally Posted by ShatteredWings View Post
anti-jokes?
Ye.

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Cocaine is never a solution.
Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.

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Last week my best friend who was Chinese died.
I went to China to attend the funeral and pay my respects.
When people close to you die, it's weird how you see their face everywhere you look.

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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?

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Tried to watch a youtube video called 'Wheelchair Kid Sings Lady Gaga'
Came up with a message "disabled because of copyright claim."
Bit fucking harsh.

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An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
"I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.


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