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Old October 4th, 2010, 03:08 PM  
deadpie
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
Age: 22
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

why cant annie ride her bike?
she has cerebral palsy

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The doctor asks the bruised woman
- D: How did you get these bruises all over your face?
- W: I slipped.

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What did the black man yell at the cashier woman at KFC?
Thank you for this fine meal, lady!

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a priest a rabbi and a buddhist go into a bar
a few hours later they come out with a better understanding of each other

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust...

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A man goes to the doctor's office and complains of a horrible pain in his balls. He finds out he has cancer that has spread throughout his body and he has less than six months to live. So he goes home and kills himself.

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a blonde walks into a building....literally

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What's the worst part about three black men in a Corvette driving off of a cliff?

They were my friends.

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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

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