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Old October 3rd, 2010, 07:41 PM  
The Joker
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.



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