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Old October 3rd, 2010, 07:20 PM  
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Name: Damien Ark
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Anti Jokes:

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.


A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are sitting on a bench in the park.
They ignore each other due to cultural differences.


A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.


Did you guys hear the one about the woman who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge?
She's in critical condition and not expected to recover.


man walks into the doctors,
"doctor, doctor i feel like a pair of curtains"
the doctor pauses for a second and replies
"thats the least of your worries, you have aids."


How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family


How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
It depends on the woman; some prefer reading or television, others prefer sports and different activities too.


A guy comes into a bar...
No wait, it was a horse.
So a guy comes into a horse...


a monkey walks into a bar.
animal control is called and it is returned to it's respective owner


A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.


Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.


A shipwrecked sailor washed ashore on a desert island. He found a bottle half buried in the sand he pulled the cork. Nothing happened. It was empty and he slowly starved to death.

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