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Old October 3rd, 2010, 07:20 PM  
deadpie
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Name: Damien Ark
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

Anti Jokes:

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are sitting on a bench in the park.
They ignore each other due to cultural differences.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

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Did you guys hear the one about the woman who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge?
She's in critical condition and not expected to recover.

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man walks into the doctors,
"doctor, doctor i feel like a pair of curtains"
the doctor pauses for a second and replies
"thats the least of your worries, you have aids."

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How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family

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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
It depends on the woman; some prefer reading or television, others prefer sports and different activities too.

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A guy comes into a bar...
No wait, it was a horse.
So a guy comes into a horse...

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a monkey walks into a bar.
animal control is called and it is returned to it's respective owner

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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A shipwrecked sailor washed ashore on a desert island. He found a bottle half buried in the sand he pulled the cork. Nothing happened. It was empty and he slowly starved to death.

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