View Single Post
Old September 24th, 2010, 02:59 AM  
Gumleaf
Former Whatever
 
Gumleaf's Forum Picture
 
Name: Stephen
Join Date: February 17, 2007
Location: Sydney
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 75
Default Re: Jokes and Riddles

this got sent to me the other day:


two mt. druitt chicks jump off a cliff. who wins? society
what does a mt. druitt chick use as protection during sex? a bus shelter
what do you call a 30 year old mt. druitt chick? grandma
why did the mt. druitt girl cross the road? to start a fight with a complete stranger
what do you call a mt. druitt girl in a white tracksuit? the bride
two mt. druitt in a car without any music....who's driving? the policeman
what's the difference between a mt. druitt boy and a mt. druitt girl? the girl has a higher sperm count
what's the most confusing day in mt. druitt? father's day
why does the population of mt. druitt never change? everytime a baby is born a bloke pisses off

stephen

Always Hawthorn

Hawthorn Football Club

Strong As One

~Laura was here~
~Jessi should have been here~
Gumleaf is offline   Reply With Quote