Re: Jokes and Riddles
Whats black, white, and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until your 15.
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
He thought it was a delivery service.
Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
Two 5 year olds.
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.
What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
It's the little boy inside him.
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
Boys 'R Us.
"Sure, we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day, but this is today; and today sucks."