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Old August 29th, 2010, 01:44 PM  
deadpie
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Blog Entries: 12
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How is eucharist like a dick?
You get them both shoved down your throat by a priest.
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I'm pretty sure that Catholic boys wouldn't want to become one of "God's Sheep" if they knew they were going to be rammed by "God's Shepherds."
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Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
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Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
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I got thrown out of the Pub last Saturday.
Bukkake... karaoke... Its all Japanese to me.
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My wife's back on the bottle. She said fisting just wasn't the same.
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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
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I bought a used sex doll - I like a woman with experience.

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