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Old August 29th, 2010, 01:44 PM  
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Name: Damien Ark
Join Date: August 27, 2009
Location: IA
Age: 23
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How is eucharist like a dick?
You get them both shoved down your throat by a priest.
I'm pretty sure that Catholic boys wouldn't want to become one of "God's Sheep" if they knew they were going to be rammed by "God's Shepherds."
Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."
Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
I got thrown out of the Pub last Saturday.
Bukkake... karaoke... Its all Japanese to me.
My wife's back on the bottle. She said fisting just wasn't the same.
Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
I bought a used sex doll - I like a woman with experience.

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