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Old September 13th, 2006, 10:35 PM  
Charlotte
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Talking Re: JOKES and RIDDLES

> >> >> A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
> >> >> Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
> >> >>
> >> >> On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the
> >> >> sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
> >> >> her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" he says,
> >> >> "I know dis yo firss time and you berry
> >> >> frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I
> >> >> do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?"
> >> >> he says, trying to sound experienced, which
> >> >> he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
> >> >>
> >> >> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
> >> >> (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies
> >> >> shyly and unsure, "I want to twy somethin I have heard
> >> >> about... numbaa 69"
> >> >>
> >> >> More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
> >> >> Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You
> >> >> want... Beef wiff Broccori?"
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