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The Penguin Take-over Theory

Posted April 9th, 2008 at 08:13 PM by Underground_Network

My theory on how penguins will take over the world (came up with this with the help of a friend over two years ago [we never wrote it down, so this is all out of memory... and my memory sucks ])

K, so this is how its going to go down. The world is going to enter into World War III, a war based solely on nuclear warfare. First, Africa will be nuked [by god knows who, but someone will do it due to be tired of hearing about all the fucking shit going on over there [that is not how I feel on the matter, but may be how someone else feels]]. Then there will be massive nukage and in the end the only countries left standing will be the UK, half of China, and the central United States. Then, some nutjob from one of the nuked countries will aid the penguins by sending them AK47s and P90s and then by sending them motorboats. The penguins will hop into the motorboats and I hightail it to the US. They'll sneak into the US by way of the east coast which was obliterated by nuclear warfare, and will wear layers of cockroaches to protect them from the radiation. Then they will proceed into the central United States and destroy an already weakened US Army. Then they will move onto Britain. They will literally "dive bomb" the ships, suicide penguins with bombs strapped to their chests will slam into the ships obliterating them. With the Royal Navy out of the way the penguins will invade an unsuspecting England and destroy their weakened army. Then they'll move onto China who at this point has no army left. They'll assassinate the leader and take over China. Then the leader who gave them the weapons and boats will ask for a share of the leadership and they'll kill him. Then the penguins will rule for 25 years until the accidentally hit the "Nuke the World" button in the White House. The end....
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  1. Old Comment
    You have a very wild imagination, I must say.
    Posted April 9th, 2008 at 09:19 PM by Mzor203 Mzor203 is offline
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    Falk 'Ace' Flyer's Forum Picture
    Nice, but a couple of things wrong:
    a) The White House is on the East coast, which was apparently destroyed. Although they do have a "Nuke the World" button, nice research

    2) Penguins don't have thumbs. No thumbs, no guns.

    Other than that, it's a solid strategy, and I endorse it.
    Posted April 9th, 2008 at 09:29 PM by Falk 'Ace' Flyer Falk 'Ace' Flyer is offline
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    japanman's Forum Picture
    lmao this is exactly like mine lol cept this is about penguins mine was about monkeys.
    Posted April 10th, 2008 at 09:15 AM by japanman japanman is offline
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    Underground_Network's Forum Picture
    This is in the future, the penguins will have thumbs! [Mwhahahahahahahaha!]

    And falk, in 25 years they will have rebuilt the White House, and since they'll have had human slaves rebuild it, they will have reinstalled the "Nuke the World" button.
    Posted April 10th, 2008 at 02:27 PM by Underground_Network Underground_Network is offline
    Updated April 10th, 2008 at 03:33 PM by Underground_Network
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    Posted April 27th, 2008 at 08:14 PM by iJack iJack is offline
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    Tatsuya's Forum Picture
    So Does It Mean That I Must Buy Penguin Costumes For Further Uses ?
    Posted April 28th, 2008 at 10:20 PM by Tatsuya Tatsuya is offline
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    Falk 'Ace' Flyer's Forum Picture
    Hey, does anybody mind if I go to the White House and press the NTW button now? I mean, right now. I'm geared up and ready to infiltrate.
    Posted April 30th, 2008 at 08:59 PM by Falk 'Ace' Flyer Falk 'Ace' Flyer is offline
  8. Old Comment
    Good theory, I like it
    Posted March 18th, 2009 at 04:36 PM by Triceratops Triceratops is offline

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